Celebrating the Life of
Lorenzo Guerra
Obituary
Lorenzo Antonio 'Diddler' Guerra (born February 1995) died unexpectedly in Tampa, Florida on March 9th, 2026 when an angry mob mistook him for convincted murderer Grant Amato and decapitated him in a Chick-fil-A.
Known to frequent the forums-based website "Gaia Online" under the pseudonym "Jixio", Lorenzo was an avowed child predator who volunteered his time in many children's daycare centers and elementary schools until the many lawsuits. Friends and family described Lorenzo as "gross" and "it's like if God spilled a person." Growing up, Lorenzo often set small files and tortured small animals for his amusement, stating "it's the only way my pee pee feels good."
He is survived by his mother, Sahily Guerra and brother, Pedro Guerra. He was predeceased by his father, Jeffrey Epstein.
Per the Tampa Police Department, no funeral will be held as the body of Lorenzo along with his many hard drives have been stored in an evidence locker for future investigation.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to the "Victims of Lorenzo" fundraiser.
Memories and Condolences
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That time he almost OD'd on enema's
Almost doing the world a favor
"felt cute, might r*pe a kid later"
Jixio thinking about kids
Jixio revealing his armpits and creating a 2nd Chernobyl disaster but worse
Falling asleep JO'ing to lolicon
Jixio looking at the camera person trying to decide if they're young enough to bang
I'm glad he's gone. Now no one else will be hurt by his demonic actions.
I'll always remember when he confessed to being a pedophile during a WoW session
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